I present to you the funniest phrases I’ve said to my daughter that, when taken out of context, are dirty things to say in the bedroom.
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My Son’s a Satanist, I’m Still Proud of Him
Am I surprised my son announced he is a Satanist after the behavior he exhibited as a youngster? At least he is showing conviction, right?
Daddy, I Want Makeup So I Can Look Pretty!
Who told my child that to look pretty she needed lipstick, blush and other types of makeup? Toddler Cosmopolitan, perhaps?
Parenting Podcasts Focused on Being a Better Father
We list some of the best parenting podcasts where dads and fatherhood figures prominently in the subject matter.
Parenting Tools Moms and Dads All Wish Really Did Exist
Parents have more stuff than ever to make their lives easier, but some common-sense items still need to be invented … soon!
Spring Dad Jokes to Warm Hearts of Kids, Best Buds
Q. What did the little seed groan after the old flower told one too many spring dad jokes? A. “OK, Bloomer.”