To expand your inventory of New Year’s dad jokes, we searched high and low (but mostly low) to find the best, funniest, silliest ones.
If you thought it was hard to ask a girl for her number when you were 21, try asking another grown man for his digits at the playground.
An app so a kid can get his own ride to and from school tops this list of must-haves we parents need for back-to-school time.
Acceptable parenting trends of yore: riding in cars without seat belts and car seats and with people who smoked with the windows up.
Yet there I was, returning to New York City with body odor ripening as my deodorant quickly vanished under the stress of what would be the flight from hell because I was flying with your baby.
Your soon-to-be sick children will bring home lots of paper from school … and germs. Both are nuisances, but the germs are more disruptive.