To expand your inventory of New Year’s dad jokes, we searched high and low (but mostly low) to find the best, funniest, silliest ones.
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Finding Friends Difficult, Awkward for New At-Home Fathers
If you thought it was hard to ask a girl for her number when you were 21, try asking another grown man for his digits at the playground.
Back-to-School Wish List Desperate Parents, Um — Kids, Need
An app so a kid can get his own ride to and from school tops this list of must-haves we parents need for back-to-school time.
Parenting Trends: Today’s Best May Be Tomorrow’s Craziest
Acceptable parenting trends of yore: riding in cars without seat belts and car seats and with people who smoked with the windows up.
My Screaming Baby Welcomes You Aboard Flight 464 to Hell
Yet there I was, returning to New York City with body odor ripening as my deodorant quickly vanished under the stress of what would be the flight from hell because I was flying with your baby.
Juggling Sick Children Breaks the Monotony of Parenting
Your soon-to-be sick children will bring home lots of paper from school … and germs. Both are nuisances, but the germs are more disruptive.