Your child swearing can be funny until the kid curses at the wrong time, in the wrong place. So this dad has rules for what, when and where.
I present to you the funniest phrases I’ve said to my daughter that, when taken out of context, are dirty things to say in the bedroom.
I’m not always proud of the language I use, but I was still shocked when my son uttered his first curse word. Now my wife and I watch all we say.
While I’m not ready for my 2 1/2-year-old to go all Richard Pryor on me, I don’t want her to become like me: a person so scared of being judged that he’s unable to say the four-letter words that comfortably fill the public lexicon.