“No screens on school nights” is our new rule. Before you think I turned into the dad that banned dancing in Footloose, hear me out.
Kid birthday parties where the parent has to stay are the worst. It’s usually two hours of awkward small talk while sitting in a tiny chair.
Jeep drivers and motorcycle riders have special waves for each other as they pass. Now, minivan drivers need to get one, too.
No thrill of rushing the kids out the door to daycare so I can fight traffic and sit at a desk all day — yeah, this SAHD stuff is overrated.
Delivery room dads follow a protocol. If you fail, it’s grounds for removal from the room or the family depending on how your wife feels.
Without planning, shopping at Costco with kids can bring a parent to his knees. Luckily, last time you went you impulse-bought a hot tub.