No thrill of rushing the kids out the door to daycare so I can fight traffic and sit at a desk all day — yeah, this SAHD stuff is overrated.
Delivery room dads follow a protocol. If you fail, it’s grounds for removal from the room or the family depending on how your wife feels.
Without planning, shopping at Costco with kids can bring a parent to his knees. Luckily, last time you went you impulse-bought a hot tub.
No matter how bad your college roommates, at least you could get new ones the next year. Not so with messy kids at home full-time.
The pawn shop taught me was how to spot a liar. And to lowball any offer. And how to negotiate with some tough kids, uh, customers
No more changing diapers in odd places or freezers full of breastmilk are a few reasons why to be happy your kids are growing up.