I present to you the funniest phrases I’ve said to my daughter that, when taken out of context, are dirty things to say in the bedroom.
About Lorne Jaffe
Teaching My Child About 9/11
I will be there to answer any questions she might have, and I will hope she never has to experience something akin to or worse than 9/11 in her life.
Toddler Trouble Could Bring About End of the World
Toddler trouble can happen at any time. They’re all emotion and zero logic, and they could very well bring about … the end of the world!
How We Celebrate Christmas and Hanukkah
Christmas time can be oppressive one for us Jews especially when we’re children. Here’s how I’m helping my child cope with it.
Nightmares on Toddler Street
With your child’s Big Bang of imagination comes dreams, particularly nightmares. One dads does his best to come up with creative solutions to them.
I Want My Daughter To Curse
While I’m not ready for my 2 1/2-year-old to go all Richard Pryor on me, I don’t want her to become like me: a person so scared of being judged that he’s unable to say the four-letter words that comfortably fill the public lexicon.