Got a kid who is a picky eater or just a handful at mealtimes? Here’s a step-by-step guide to help you.
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Parenting Rearranges Your Priorities, Scrambles Your Brains
When our family moved back to Brooklyn, our already-complicated apartment search was complicated further by my son being ready to […]
Hating Your Baby is OK at Times
It’s OK to admit your kid is an asshole sometimes. It’s OK to hate being a parent sometimes. And it’s OK to hate your baby.
Death or Santa Claus
My daughter believes in the Fat Guy with genius Elven slaves and a sleigh powered by reindeer farts but not the afterlife.
TV Murder: How My Boy Killed My Best Friend, Philip
I remember years ago, when my son still had that fresh out the womb smell, I distinctly told him that if it ever came down to the Sophie’s Choice of him versus the TV, I’d choose the TV.
Restroom Etiquette: Don’t Say This When Wearing a Baby in Men’s Room
If you are a man, the first thing not to say while in a public restroom with a child in a carrier is obviously this: “Don’t worry, you’ll get bigger.”