A trip to the observatory reveals to this dad that his kids have supervillain potential. He’s equally impressed and terrified.
For years, if someone asked this father if he was babysitting the kids, he’d brush it off. After 15 years, he’s done being polite about it.
I pride myself on being able to understand ancient languages. But the Post-it Notes my wife leaves me? Not all codes were meant to be broken.
What do dads talk about when they get together? A water heater. How many BTUs, gallons and installation. Tank or no tank? We’re obsessed.
My son knows he’s better than me at video games. But I also know something he doesn’t, which is bigger than the giant spider thing that almost eats my face.
My 5-year-old stares at me, not really comprehending what this means. Unless it’s candy or a shot to my balls, […]