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Dad Survives Shopping Trip to Buy Buy Baby Megastore!

March 20, 2013 by Guest Contributor

Editor’s Note: Enjoy this post from NYC Dads Group member Rich Gallagher as he shares the perils of his recent trip to NYC baby store, Buy Buy Baby.

We had a road trip last weekend, and at 14 months Blue Steel’s pretty obviously outgrown her baby carseat. It was time to upgrade to the toddler car throne, and it had to happen quickly. Which meant I was going to brave Buy Buy Baby on the weekend.

 
Indiana Jones had the Ark of the Covenant. I went in search of this bad boy.
Indiana Jones had the Ark of the Covenant.
I went in search of this bad boy.

Now that both girls are walking, we’ve had a lot of success with “man to man defense” parenting. So I grabbed Red to join me on my quest while LW hung back with the baby. I figured it would be a much quicker trip with just the two of us, and I already knew exactly what I wanted — this year’s version of Red’s Britax Advocate — and where it was located in the store. I could get through the place with surgical precision, and be in and out in 20 minutes.

As I’ve said before, the ol’ B Cubed is essentially Thunderdome on the weekend, especially the one in Chelsea. When we got there, the first floor was loaded with expecting parents mindlessly zapping registry items, accompanied by a B3 rep in a blue shirt. I was on a mission, but the banter between the blue shirts and their doe-eyed marks was inescapable. Did you ever overhear a conversation that was so insipid, weird, or just completely wrong that you can’t not listen to it? And then you worry you’ve just gotten more stupid having heard it? It was like that. Some of the gems:

  • “If you even think you’re gonna breastfeed, you should pick up two pumps. You don’t want to lug these back and forth.” This was over by the Medela pumps that retail for $240.
  • “This is great, ’cause it just stores IN the microwave!” a rep said about one of those big racks that you put in the microwave to sterilize bottle parts. Yeah, hope you don’t need to use your microwave to, y’know, heat up food… while you’re figuring out your newborn. And would it have killed the blushirt to ask if these people had a dishwasher? Those usually have ‘sterilize’ settings.
  • “I would just get one of each and see which one works out. You can always bring the rest back.” This was was said in front of a wall of pacifiers that had at least 100 options. Conservatively.

I pressed on, avoided eye contact throughout the entire first level, and got down into the bowels of B3 without incident. This is where the big stuff is, and on the weekends feels like a trade show/bazaar/kumite. I walked past the strollers just as a demo of some Bugaboo models was breaking up. The blueshirt giving the demo said, with a level of seriousness that should be reserved for TSA agents and funeral home directors, “I can’t recommend an UppaBaby. They’re just so heavy. In the city, you’ll really wish you had gone for a Bugaboo.”

Just a couple guys in Buy Buy Baby. Nice little Saturday.
Just a couple guys in Buy Buy Baby.
Nice little Saturday.

One couple that was in the audience hung back from the pack as they moved onto the next demo. Nodding towards Red at my hip, the guy asked me, “you’ve done this before. What do you think about the UppaBaby stroller?” I told him about how much I liked the UppaBaby Vista, and the weight thing didn’t seem to me like a huge deal. After all, you’re not running a marathon with it over your head, right? They seemed relieved. It felt like that part in the Shawshank Redemption, where the Tim Robbins character goes to Morgan Freeman with, “I understand you’re a man who knows how to get things…”

Closer to the car seats, I made eye contact with a soon-to-be brother-in-arms, a first time expecting dad. This poor guy was wearing an Ergo Carrier on the back, a Baby Bjorn on the front with a demo doll in it, and a look of utter despair. Most of the clips were mismatched and nothing was adjusted for size. You could’ve easily mistaken him for an overwhelmed news correspondent in some war-torn country. I offered, “I’ve tried all those at one point or another. What do you need it for?” Like most guys, he wanted a carrier that could go front or back. Wearing a kid any heavier than 20 pounds on the front is murder on your back, so I’ve been really happy with the Ergo. Dude’s wife came back just as I was pointing out that you can pretty easily take apart and machine wash an Ergo, to get puke/poop/hardened applesauce out of it. I think things like cleanup factor are easy to overlook for new parents, so was happy to offer that little glimpse into actual parenthood.

Once I got over to car seats, Britax had their own brand rep in-store that was kind enough to grab a cart for me, and I was at the register from there. I didn’t really need any help on my purchase decision, but I’ve found these brand-specific folks extremely helpful before. I wonder why more companies don’t make a regular practice of it. They’re not on commission and have a really thorough understanding of their specific product lines.

The whole thing took about 30 minutes in-store, and it was nice to be able to throw a few new parents some friendly advice. I would urge veteran parents to offer to come along for that first Buy Buy Baby visit with their expecting friends. I know my wife and I could’ve really used it our first time there.

A version of this post appears on Rich’s blog, We’re Gonna Need More Bathrooms.

Rich Gallagher writes for We’re Gonna Need More Bathrooms, a blog site exploring the intersection of fatherhood and nerdery in 2012. Rich Gallagher, an NYC-based PR guy with experience in sports, video games, tech and beverage alcohol brands.

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