Liam screams for boobies like a drunken frat boy and shits himself while wailing incoherently. I know we all have had benders but, come on, it’s been at least a year since I have done anything like this. Jerk.
There is a good chance New York Mets pitcher Jacob deGrom will miss a start in April for the birth of his first child. And good for him.
“The baby’s heartbeat is down” is a phrase no one wants to hear at the birth of their first child.
It’s OK to admit your kid is an asshole sometimes. It’s OK to hate being a parent sometimes. And it’s OK to hate your baby.
Editor’s Note: Alex Stadler recently became a first-time father and, as he said “was immediately swept down a hazy, humbling, […]
I don’t think anyone is ever ready for the duties of parenthood. I know that I wasn’t. And I know […]