St. Patrick’s Day dad jokes for kids: You’d think a father with my name would have a slew of riddles, puns and other Irish jokes for his children that deal with this holiday?
Well, I do, even though my Irish lineage has long been in doubt. Are you green with envy … or did you just get sloppy with the food coloring on that last batch of beer?
So if you’ve enjoyed our previous holiday-themed, family-friendly dad jokes for children (Valentine’s Day being the latest, Easter dad jokes on tap!), then these gags about leprechauns, shamrocks and all things green will have you and your kids Dublin over with laughter. Erin go braugh, everyone!
Best/worst St. Patrick Day’s dad jokes for kids
Q: What’s Irish and stays outside your house all night?
A: Paddy O’Furniture.
Q: Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick’s Day?
A: Because real rocks are too heavy.
Q: What do you call an Irish fairy who goes to jail?
A: A lepre-con.
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Warren anything green for St. Patrick’s Day?
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Q: Why can’t you borrow money from a leprechaun?
A: Because they’re always a little short!
Q: What do you get if you cross Christmas with St. Patrick’s Day?
A: Saint O’Clause.
Boy: Dad, I met an Irish girl on St. Patrick’s Day!
Dad: Oh, really?
Boy: No, O’Reilly!
Q: How do you pay for soft drinks on St. Patrick’s Day?
A: With soda bread.
Q: Why should you never hold a four-leaf clover too tightly?
A: You don’t want to press your luck.
Q: What do you call it when a flash mob’s Irish dance routine goes wrong?
A: A jig mistake.
Q: What did the baby leprechaun find at the end of the rainbow?
A: A Potty Gold.
Q: What did St. Patrick say to the snakes before he drove them out of Ireland?
A: “Everyone got on their seat belts?”
Q: What do you call an Irish jig performed at a fast-food restaurant?
A: A Shamrock Shake.
Q: What do you call a Dwayne Johnson impersonator?
A: The Sham-Rock!
Q: What do you call leprechauns who collect cans, newspapers and plastic bottles?
Q: How can you tell if an Irishman likes your joke?
A: He’s Dublin over with laughter.
Q: What do you call a tiny criminal with a skin disease?
A: A leper-con.
Q: What do you get when you pluck a four-leaf clover out of poison ivy?
A: A rash of good luck.
Q: What do you get if you cross a leprechaun with a frog?
A: A little man having a hopping good time!
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Irish you a happy St. Patrick’s Day!