St. Patrick’s Day Dad Jokes for Kids that Irish I Had Written

St. Patrick’s Day dad jokes for kids: You’d think a father with my name would have a slew of riddles, puns and other Irish jokes for his children that deal with this holiday?

Well, I do … even though my Irish lineage has long been in doubt. But that’s what the internet is for.

So if you’ve enjoyed our previous holiday-theme dad jokes for children, then these gags about leprechauns, shamrocks and all things green will have you and your kids Dublin over with laughter. Erin go braugh, everyone!

Best/worst St. Patrick Day’s dad jokes for kids

Q: What’s Irish and stays outside your house all night?
A: Paddy O’Furniture.

Q: Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick’s Day?
A: Because real rocks are too heavy.

Q: What do you call an Irish fairy who goes to jail?
A: A lepre-con.

Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Warren.
Warren who?
Warren anything green for St. Patrick’s Day?

Q: Why can’t you borrow money from a leprechaun?
A: Because they’re always a little short!

Q: What do you get if you cross Christmas with St. Patrick’s Day?
A: Saint O’Clause.

Boy: Dad, I met an Irish girl on St. Patrick’s Day!
Dad: Oh, really?
Boy: No, O’Reilly!

Q: How do you pay for soft drinks on St. Patrick’s Day?
A: With soda bread.

Q: Why should you never hold a four-leaf clover too tightly?
A: You don’t want to press your luck.

Q: What do you call it when a flash mob’s Irish dance routine goes wrong?
A: A jig mistake.

Q: What did the baby leprechaun find at the end of the rainbow?
A: A Potty Gold.

Q: What did St. Patrick say to the snakes before he drove them out of Ireland?
A: “Everyone got on their seat belts?”

Q: What do you call an Irish jig performed at a fast-food restaurant?
A: A Shamrock Shake.

Q: What do you call a Dwayne Johnson impersonator?
A: The Sham-Rock!

Q: What do you call leprechauns who collect cans, newspapers and plastic bottles?
A: Wee-cyclers.

Q: How can you tell if an Irishman likes your joke?
A: He’s Dublin over with laughter.

Q: What do you call a tiny criminal with a skin disease?
A: A leper-con.

Q: What do you get when you pluck a four-leaf clover out of poison ivy?
A: A rash of good luck.

Q: What do you get if you cross a leprechaun with a frog?
A: A little man having a hopping good time!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Irish.
Irish who?
Irish you a happy St. Patrick’s Day!

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