I’m an expert in every sport. Which is really great because I have to tell my kid what to do when the ball does something.
My life after the kids started school was supposed bonbons and Oprah. Instead I’m buying and returning things at Costco just for the human interaction.
When I became an at-home parent, it felt like I had $1 million in the bank. So I spent it freely. With my last child starting school, the account is empty.
He’s 10, and this is what he has figured out in life. Star Wars is better than Star Trek. I finished making his sandwich. I did not cut off the crust.
When you’re a dad named Shannon, you get a job that would normally go to a mom — like running the hair chalk station.