Being a working parent is a necessary evil for me. It just sucks that from 8 a.m. to 7 p.m., I miss my son’s life, right when it’s getting interesting.
Baby Shower Registry, Designed by Dad (and Mostly for Dad)
A “sprinkle” is a smaller, not-your-first-kid baby shower and a word I will spend the rest of my life trying to avoid saying.
Kids and Politicians are Truly Alike
Kids may not be as universally reviled as politicians, but it’s a lot easier to laugh at their antics when they’re not yours. And the similarities don’t stop there.
I Dread a Thanksgiving Day Parade. Specifically, Macy’s.
If you hate parades but have to attend one because you have kids, then I guess the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade is as good as it gets.
Fantasy Football a Lot Like Parenting: Here’s Why
Fantasy football has provided me weeks of misery, punctuated by occasional spurts of short-lived happiness. Just like raising kids!
9 (Fairly Dubious) Parenting Superpowers I’ve Acquired
I’ve acquired some amazing talents — let’s call them parenting superpowers — that never would have manifested if I weren’t responsible for a child.